Sometimes, I wish that variety shows were still viable on American TV, because Japanese variety shows sometimes pull out the craziest and best skits ever. To promote the upcoming Ultraman movie, a recent variety show brought in a host of Ultramen and held an audition for monster parts in the movie. But not just any audition of rubber suit-clade stuntmen -  it was a dance contest. A Michael Jackson dance contest.

The meat of the dancing starts at 1:45, and it’s all worth it. I especially love the Billie Jean pelvic thrusts from the Pressure Alien (the orange one).